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You Know it's Time for a Site Redesign When...
Visitors ask if it's heritage listed
It's voted site of the month at geocities
Pat buchanan says it looks 'cool'
You get invited to audition it for 'extreme makeover'
Even you have to get really drunk before you'll make it your home page
My mother in law likes it
A google search on your domain name generates a list of trauma counsellors
Your guestbook is filled with sympathy messages
Search engine spiders try to gnaw off their own legs rather than visit your site
and without a doubt...you know it's time for a site redesign when
Hackers leave the site better than when they found it!
When you site has a naked chick on it with the words '1253 days since you've been hacked!!!' Oh, then some guys in suits, FBI, stop by trying to find the owner of the #1 warez site on the net!
When your custom 404 page has broken images, why are we seeing your 404 page, hmm...
When you keep having to update the date last updated by a year. You then get fed up with it and hook up a script to keep it always todays date :)
Do any of these links work???
Why doesnt that cgi work, perhaps it still has a directory setting from the old web server. The day before, you saw the old server in the museum.
You write a link checker and you think its not working while testing on your site. It only goes one url deep and then reports all 404's!
Your guest book has links to a thousand of the 'better' sites on the net. You click on one, and you get 15 pop up windows that won't go away.
You decide to increase business by working on your site, and you find that every page is redirecting to your competitor's site.
You finally fix the password bit on the admin area to find that there are 100 messages from clients requesting info on your products, the problem, they're dated 2 years ago!!!
You click on the link to your main product demo, the prized php encryption script, and the whole script displays before your eyes. Oh, the web server no longer supports .php3 extensions... :)
Site is best viewed at 640 X 480 16 color
Site is compatible with Windows 3.11
You click a link and it asks you to inset cassette tape 2 (gotta love the Vic20)
Web stats are reported by Atari
Your online FREE games are the NEW Pong, IN COLOR !!
CSS means Can't See Scripts
"This site was designed using Microsoft FrontPage" (OK, that's just a Macromedia thing)
News clips read Bill Gates opens Microsoft headqurters in Washington
Site positioning refers to using scroll bars on the windows.
Your porn banners all display 70's girls in full blown bellbottoms (Oh yeah, they're back in style now)
Your rollovers have rolled over and died.
That large site counter on your homepage is still on two numbers after five years. And it’s working!
The small type includes “Copyright 1997" on almost every page. And that's accurate, too!
A friend’s response to a reciprocal site link is: “No. Only after I’ve added a legal disclaimer to mine.”
Your “Free To Serve” ISP sends you an email that asks you to improve your site’s design to meet the “standard” set by others.
Your site is still not listed on the dmoz. after ten years of monthly submission. In fact, it’s not listed anywhere!
After your business upgrades to a T3 line, your site’s homepage still takes over five minutes to download. But, hey, your Marketing Director really likes that video...
A hippy friend (in a rainbow, tie-dye shirt and lime green jeans) says; “Man, your site’s color scheme is way too busy”
Your site didn’t win an annual award from IAMWD (International Association of Webmasters and Designers)
OK. The last one was really cruel. But I hope you laughed (-; !
Your site recieves the winning draw for Shirley Jackson's eLottery.
Your grandmother has a screen shot of it in her photo album
Your 8 yr old nephew refers to it as "So 1997"
It's running off your Apple IIe server in the basement.
That old Lycos dog won't even fetch it.
You're contstantly getting emails from high school students who used it as a redesign project for class.
Hotdog won't even let you run their banner on it.
www.mytrailerpark.com linked to it.
Your intro text states: "Please use the hot links below to navigate our site"
The opening sentence on your site reads: "Welcome to our homepage"
Your "shopping cart" links to a static mailto form that the user must fill out, including the items they wish to purchase and then input sub-total, shipping, grand total prior to clicking a lovely, chunky "submit" button
Your title tags all read: Home page ...About Us page ...Product page ...contact Us page ... and so on.
Your site is made up of only pdf files
Your site has no actual text (HTML text) but is only scanned in images, each page... the WHOLE page... everything - someone has taken your brochure or print materials, scanned each page, and uploaded as is... one huge image after another. EEK!
The banner ads on your site look better than the webpage they're on.
Your claim to fame is the longest-running holder of thetop spot at http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com.
Visitors to your site have affectionately renamed it "Area 404".
Your site has more frames than an optometrist's office.
Your "get the latest Flash Player" link takes you to Flash version 3.0.
Your homepage consists of one big image in a body tag, and the image takes more than 10 seconds to download on DSL.
You're using server-side image maps.
The basic color scheme of your site is "Netscape Gray" and "Default-link Blue."
Your Web designer thinks "Section 508" refers to a clause in her stock options contract.
And the #1 way to know it's time to redesign your site:
You have a big stamp on the bottom of the homepage that says "Date Last Updated: August 1, 1995."
You try to change an e-mail address on your site your IP host pops up a message "Why bother?"
You try to change an e-mail address on your site and a message pops up " the IP host you're searching for is no longer active"
Your IP hosts blocks your access for 2 days while the TLC's "While you were out" crew, works on your site.
Your homepage has yellowed with age
You open it up and find Jimmy Hoffa's remains.
The button on the bottom of your home page says download Netscape 2.0 Now
Your FAQ has dialup instructions for Trumpet Winsock
Your home page says Best viewed at 640x408 - 14.4k
When designers go to visit just to see what code looked like in the old days.
When it's listed in the national registry of historical places.
You think a webmaster is the head spider
You have a banner at the top of your page saying "don't miss tonights new season of MASH"
The telephone company changed the area code of your published number years ago
When every page says under construction
You think refresh is a new soap
When a map on your page shows open land for sale when in reality it is now downtown chicago
They talk about "backwards compatible" and they list your site as reference.
The search engines give up on listing you in their directories.
Search engines stop checking your site for updates.
The Special Events or Upcoming Events page has historical interest
The hit counter only goes up to three digits then starts again
Your free downloads page has programmes offered in OS2
The online chat feature only works on pulse modems
You ommitted anything over 64k as being "too Memory hungry"
Your active links are all to text only sites
June
Search Engine News From
www.searchengine-news.com
Google - Last month we reported changes occurring on April 30th – the very same day we went to publication for the May '03 issue. Specifically, we saw what appeared to be a possible "Onmouseover" or affiliate link penalty adversely affecting PageRank scores within Google.
Our last second speculation that Google was penalizing the Javascript Onmouseover turned out to be false when, instead, it became evident that additional pages that were NOT using the Javascript Onmouseover were also being dropped by Google in the same fashion.
The only explanation, and one posted by "Googleguy" (an employee of Google) in the Webmasterworld.com Google Forum recently, is that Google is implementing some significant changes to the index that reportedly include some new spam filters.
Now may be a good time to focus more on developing relevant new links to your site and to practice a little patience. Hopefully Google will get it together soon and return to consistency.
Overture - Overture expects to integrate the FAST and AltaVista paid inclusion products into one common product within the next 90 days, as well as introduce Web search before the end of 2003. Until that time, FAST and AltaVista are separately offering paid inclusion and algorithmic search products.
Inktomi - No changes recently, but we do expect some significant changes in the very near future when Yahoo "flips the switch" replacing Google with their own recently acquired Inktomi search engine.
HotBot - No recent changes at HotBot
AltaVista - No recent major changes at AltaVista.
Fast - Fast added a new search spy tool to their alltheweb.com site recently. The new page is at http://www.alltheweb.com/recentqueries and the data is live. If you enter a search in one browser and quickly refresh your another browser on the spy page, you will might catch a glimpse of your query go through the system.
ODP - No recent changes at ODP.
LookSmart - LookSmart reduces fees - On May 21st, LookSmart reduced their small business listing fee to $29 (was $49). They also reduced fees for updating existing listings to $19 (was $49) and added some new features to allow tracking codes.
Yahoo - Yahoo changes look of cached results - In May, Yahoo started branding the "cached" page that they use with their Yahoo Search logo and added a blue table of text at the top of the presented page.
10 Commandments of Linking!
From
Gorilla Website Marketing
1. Thou shall always put up a link BEFORE asking for a link...
2. Thou shall not build link farms...
3. Thou shall not hide thy link directory...
4. Thou shall not have more than 50 links per page...
5. Thou shall only ask for a link when it makes sense for both web sites...
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6. Thou shall always tell others where their link is...
7. Thou shall not Spam for links requests...
8. Thou shall keep thy link requests short and sweet...
9. Thou shall always keep thy word...
10. Thou shall not be an Indian link giver...
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Simple Steps to a Winning Website!
You never know what will win a Webby. From the highly technical to the image rich to the just plain weird, Webby winners have range and reach. Here are a few simple guidelines that can take a website from so-so to so great!
Ask why - There are 40 million web sites on the Internet and the numbers grow every day. To make a great site, it is essential to know why you're building it. From marketing a company agenda, to instigating commerce, to championing a cause, there are many answers to the question why. To make a truly great site, know your reason and stand by it.
Know your visitor - Why would someone visit your site? What is the motivation to get the information, service, or product you are providing? There are so many sites, that to make a truly excellent one is to tailor each interaction to the audience you want to serve. Be specific. The more detail with which you can describe your ideal visitors, the more equipped you are to build something that communicates, inspires and serves them. In the world of interactive media, you serve your audience, and the more you know exactly who they are, the more effective and engaging your site is.
Map the Big Picture - For many of us, a simple stream of data is overwhelming. Data becomes relevant when it is put into context. When you know why you're building your site, and you know who your target visitors are, you can focus the stream of information in a direction that is meaningful for you and your audience. To see that stream, you need to climb a tree to get a birds-eye view. Create a map or architecture to envision what kinds of information and what paths to and from that information work. From user scenarios to technical specifications to flow charts, the more detail one can put into this map, the more successful the site will be.
Create an experience - The web is alive and ever changing. The most important interaction is the collaboration between humans and technology. Don't forget that the end user is a real living, breathing human being. Engaging the visitor in a genuine and relevant way is the essence of creating a quality web experience. Whether the goal is to answer a specific need, sell a product, or simply make someone guffaw into their screen, a standout web site is a series of conscious decisions that create a distinct experience.
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